Work is fun: Six of the best

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
Will Rogers (sounds like the sort of thing my gran would say!)

If you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter.
Albert Grant

October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.
Mark Twain

I don't owe a penny to a single soul - not counting tradesmen, of course.
PG Wodehouse

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Mark Twain

When I was young I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness. I was right.
Gahan Wilson