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If God isn't an Australian politician - then why did he design armpits that point down in the shower?
If God isn't a woman - why did he create rechargeable batteries?
God isn't an Australian trade unionist because he worked six days and rested on the seventh - not the other way around.
When politicians send young men and women into war with the cry of, "For God, King/Queen and country," have they ever actually asked God if that was OK by him? Do they have some sort of written endorsement or licensing arrangement?
God - when will you be back from stress leave? Seems you've been gone a long, long time.
Sorry - what was that? "Not known at this address" you say.
Wherever you may be - be safe
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