Oh how nice.

It seems my enemies - the usual suspects have created a spoof blog about me containing pornogrpahic images designed to make it look as though they were posted by me. How charming.
http://mikehitchen-ionglobaltrends.blogspot.com/ warning - contains pornogrpahic images

At least, unlike a failed poet, Social Services have not handed a file about my blog to the police child protection unit.

Legal action is pending.