Saturday, February 23, 2008

Madeleine McCann: Sighting of Truth dismissed as "ludicrous"

Reports that Truth has been seen in the British media have been dismissed as "ludicrous". A spokesperson for Truth said, "Truth has not been seen in that environment since May 3 2007 and it is ludicrous to suggest otherwise".

Truth was last seen being dragged away by a group of people singing, "I'll get by with a little help from my friends".

However, Alf Ja Geezer news agency reports they have received a tape said to have been recorded by Truth and dedicated to "Fleet Street" called, "Am I Not Pretty Enough".

When a man claiming to represent Fleet Street approached me about my articles, I asked him to prove his credentials. He scowled and replied, "Why don't you keep your Vegemite munching mouth shut? How can I prove I'm from Fleet Street?"

Don't worry mate - you just have, I replied.

Originally posted in "i On Global Trends Discussion Forum"