Sunday, December 11, 2005

Goodnight from Sydney

I will use my last post of tonight to answer Doris who publishes the excellent Gran's On Bran.

In response to my post about the door alarms on my new fridge, Doris replied, "So no chance of a secret snitch in the fridge for something diet busting. On the basis that if no-one knows then the calories won't matter."

Well Doris, I can now reveal to you the "Hitchen Diet". It's really quite simple - as long as you forget about my penchant for cheese sandwiches at 2am.

I listen to food and medical experts.

As soon as an "expert" or "world's leading authority" comes out with a paper or research to show that eating a certain food is bad for you - I make sure I eat it. As sure as eggs are eggs, two years down the track another expert will claim that eating the same food is actually good for you, and I will be one step ahead of the trendies!

Wherever you may be - be safe!

PS: I promise to take new photos soon!