
In response to my post about the door alarms on my new fridge, Doris replied, "So no chance of a secret snitch in the fridge for something diet busting. On the basis that if no-one knows then the calories won't matter."
Well Doris, I can now reveal to you the "Hitchen Diet". It's really quite simple - as long as you forget about my penchant for cheese sandwiches at 2am.
I listen to food and medical experts.
As soon as an "expert" or "world's leading authority" comes out with a paper or research to show that eating a certain food is bad for you - I make sure I eat it. As sure as eggs are eggs, two years down the track another expert will claim that eating the same food is actually good for you, and I will be one step ahead of the trendies!
Wherever you may be - be safe!
PS: I promise to take new photos soon!